my mouth tastes like poor choices
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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