Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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