she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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