i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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