get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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