Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also, beer. Big fan.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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