Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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