Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
