What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Alive.
So much puke
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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