dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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