He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Randomize