bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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