I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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