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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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