On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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