I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize