does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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