No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize
