Duck Duck Cougar?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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