Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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