i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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