And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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This is the high leading the old right now
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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