In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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