Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If that was your dad, he is hot
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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