my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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