Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Couch. On fire.
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