it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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