I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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