"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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