i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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