people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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