Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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