Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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