dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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