spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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