walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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