there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
where am i from again
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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