so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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