That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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