i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize