girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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