Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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