Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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