its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
