Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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