whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
