So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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