That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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