You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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