summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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