it's too hot outside to masturbate.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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