Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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