so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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