She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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