he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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