why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Found your dick twin last night
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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