I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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