I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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