I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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