I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she pinky promised me she was 18
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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