I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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